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The most terrifying man alive, delivered in the emotional register of a customer service hold message.
means An elite two-way NBA forward famous for enormous hands, ruthless defense, and near-total public silence.
from Born 1991 in California; named Kawhi by his mother, who tweaked spellings until it felt right, then rode Riverside grit to Spurs stardom and a legendary Fun Guy laugh.
Hand spanRoughly 11.25 inches, basically catcher's mitts.
Board ManBoard man gets paid, per Kawhi.
Two ringsFinals MVP with Spurs and Raptors both.