the.com/crescent roll

Triangle dough you roll into a smile, bake into a bribe.

means A buttery, flaky roll shaped by rolling a triangle of dough into a curved crescent before baking.

from The shape traces back to the crescent (French *croissant*, 'growing' or 'crescent moon,' from Latin *crescere*, 'to grow'), the horned pastry famously tied to Austria and France. 'Crescent roll' is the plainer, Americanized cousin of the croissant — same lunar curve, humbler dough, often from a refrigerated tube rather than a laminated, butter-folded one. The popular tale that croissants were invented to celebrate a defeat of a crescent-moon flag (often linked to Vienna) is widely considered a baked-in legend, not documented history.

shape origin
named for crescent moon, not croissant kinship
the can pop
that startling bang is pure pressurized theater
pillsbury history
commercial dough tube debuted in 1965
not french
flakier cousin to croissant, way less butter laminate
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