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the only weapon kids wield against blank walls and bad furniture.
smell testThat scent is most recognizable to adults alive today.
crayola colorRetired shades get formal funerals and angry fans.
wax mathCrayola makes billions of crayons every single year.
edible-ishMade non-toxic precisely because toddlers eat them.
melting pointSoftens around body heat, hence the sticky pocket disaster.