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a bald-pated swamp goblin that drowns rival chicks and forgets it ever happened
brutal parentsCoots kill weaker chicks to feed the strong
fake feetLobed toes, not webbed, for awkward swimming
running takeoffSprints across water flapping to get airborne
old slangOld coot mocks cranky elders since 1700s
white shieldForehead patch signals dominance to other coots