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A tiny engine whose entire job is to pretend heat isn't winning.

means A motorized fan that pulls air across hot components to carry waste heat away and keep a device from overheating.

from Straightforward compound: 'fan' traces back to Old English 'fann,' from Latin 'vannus,' a winnowing basket used to toss grain into the wind so the breeze could carry off the chaff — the same basic idea of moving air to separate out what you don't want. 'Cooling' is just the verb 'cool' (Old English 'col,' related to 'cold') plus '-ing.' So the name is literally the job description: a winnowing-basket descendant that winnows heat instead of husks.

irony level
it uses power to save power
failure mode
silent death precedes loud dramatic death
design flaw
gets slower exactly when needed most
real purpose
buys silicon a few more years of denial
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