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professional joy-engineer feared by millions despite squirting flowers and oversized shoes
phobia namecoulrophobia, the documented fear of clowns
face copyrightclowns once registered makeup on painted eggs
ancient rootsEgyptian pharaohs employed clown-priests around 2500 BC
hospital dutymedical clowns measurably reduce children's pre-surgery anxiety
oldest gagthe pratfall predates written comedy entirely