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The person who gets paid to tell your body where it went wrong.

means Someone who designs and arranges the sequences of movement in a dance.

from Built from Greek pieces — 'khoreia' (dance, specifically the kind performed by a chorus) and '-graphos' (writer, one who records). So literally a 'dance-writer' — someone who puts movement down on a plan the way a writer puts words on a page. The word entered English via French 'chorégraphe' as dance notation systems developed, long before anyone used it to mean the person yelling 'five, six, seven, eight.'

origin
Greek for dance writing, literally
job hazard
counting to eight forever, out loud
credit irony
invents the move, dancer gets the fame
range
covers weddings, wars, and Beyonce
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