the.com/chipper
Wood-fed monster that turns whole trees into confetti and powers half of horror cinema's nightmares.
feed speedIndustrial drums eat branches faster than you can blink
horror fameFargo made it cinema's most infamous disposal device
the moodAlso means cheerful, briskly upbeat, suspiciously chirpy
outputMulch, the polite name for shredded forest
safety statLoose clothing and these machines are mortal enemies