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a brain-shaped vegetable that fakes being rice, pizza, and steak for desperate dieters
family tiesSame species as broccoli, kale, and cabbage
fractal flexRomanesco type grows in perfect mathematical spirals
sun shyLeaves are tied over heads to keep them white
mark twainCalled it cabbage with a college education
color rangeComes in purple, orange, and green too