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a health food wearing a candy disguise that fools absolutely no one

origininvented by a Kraft rep playing with leftover Halloween caramels
dental hazardinfamous for yanking out fillings and loose teeth
the trickapples are dipped chilled so caramel grips tight
county fair royaltya midway staple since the 1950s
upgrade arms racenow drowned in chocolate, nuts, and sprinkles
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