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A thousand pounds of mood swings wearing a fur coat and no filter.
means A large, heavily built bear species found across Eurasia and North America, ranging from amber to nearly black, known for its shoulder hump, long claws, and omnivorous appetite.
from 'Bear' traces back to Old English 'bera,' part of a wider Germanic word family some linguists connect to a root meaning 'the brown one' — possibly an old taboo-avoidance term, since naming the real predator aloud was considered unlucky, so people called it by a color instead. 'Brown' itself comes from Old English 'brūn,' rooted in a very old Germanic and Indo-European word for brown or shining dark colors. So the whole name may be a double hedge: calling a bear 'brown' to avoid saying 'bear,' and 'bear' already meaning something close to 'brown' to begin with.
- bite force
- crushes bowling balls like grapes
- speed
- outruns a racehorse, briefly
- diet
- mostly salad, occasionally salmon buffet
- hibernation
- skips bathroom breaks for five months straight