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the maple that refuses to act like a maple, then ruins your porch with bugs
secret mapleIt's genuinely a maple, despite looking nothing like one
the bugsBoxelder bugs swarm its seeds, then invade your walls
fast and brittleGrows quickly, then snaps in the first real storm
male or femaleTrees are one sex; only females drop seeds
survivorThrives in floodplains, ditches, and places nothing else wants