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Not one berry but a gang of tiny fruits cosplaying as a single thug.
Botany lieIt's a cluster of drupelets, not a true berry
Phone graveyardRuled smartphones, then vanished into clicky-keyboard nostalgia
Thorny invaderWild brambles can choke entire fields in seasons
Royal warningFolklore says don't pick them after Michaelmas
Color thiefStains fingers with a near-permanent purple tattoo