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the slow-motion flex you can grow while doing absolutely nothing.

means The hair that grows on a man's chin, jaw, and cheeks — and, by extension, anything that screens or covers something else.

from From Old English 'beard,' a word with deep Germanic roots (compare Dutch 'baard' and German 'Bart'), and likely a distant cousin of Latin 'barba,' source of 'barber.' All trace back to a Proto-Indo-European root meaning roughly 'beard' — humans have apparently been naming their face-hair since before they had writing to name it with. The slang sense of a 'beard' as a cover or decoy is far younger, blooming in 20th-century American usage.

daily growth
about 0.4 millimeters every single day
lifetime length
unshaved, could reach 30 feet
viking trick
warriors set beards alight to terrify foes
bacteria load
some host more microbes than toilets
world record
longest measured over 17 feet long
for instance

abraham lincoln's beard — 16th us president grew it in 1860, changing his appearance before taking office

gnome world record beard — hans steininger's beard was 4.5 feet long, caused his death in 1567 when he tripped on it

fidel castro's beard — cuban leader's iconic beard grew during the sierra maestra campaign starting in 1956

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