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Someone who loves spreadsheets more than the business they describe.

means A disparaging term for an accountant or financial officer who is seen as fixated on costs and numbers rather than bigger-picture judgment.

from American slang from the mid-20th century, literally picturing someone tallying beans one by one — beans long served as a stand-in for small, countable units (think 'doesn't amount to a hill of beans'). The image is of a mind so absorbed in counting that it loses sight of what the beans are actually for.

origin era
1840s slang, originally meant someone pettily obsessed with trivia
modern meaning
accountant or financial controller, often said with mild contempt
irony
the people mocking them still need them to make payroll
real skill
turning chaos into a number someone can actually trust
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