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A crustacean that glues its own face to a rock and never moves again.
means A small marine crustacean that cements itself permanently to rocks, ship hulls, and other surfaces, filtering food from the water with feathery legs.
from From Middle English 'bernak,' originally the name of the barnacle goose. Medieval Europeans, never seeing these geese nest, spun a marvelous tale: the birds hatched from goose barnacles clinging to driftwood — the shells supposedly cracked open to release fully formed geese. The shellfish and the bird thus shared a name, and the convenient myth even let the faithful classify the goose as 'fish' to eat during Lent. The deeper root is murky, possibly tied to Medieval Latin 'bernaca,' itself of uncertain origin.
- super organ
- Has the largest penis-to-body ratio of any animal
- natural cement
- Their glue outperforms most human industrial adhesives
- identity crisis
- Darwin spent eight years obsessively studying them
- face down
- They literally stand on their heads to eat
- ship tax
- Cost the shipping industry billions in fuel drag
acorn barnacle — balanus balanoides, the most common intertidal barnacle on northern atlantic rocky shores
giant barnacle — balanus nubilus, grows up to 7cm in diameter on pacific coast rocks and ship hulls
goose barnacle — lepas anatifera, pedunculated species that attaches to floating objects across all oceans