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A crustacean that glues its own face to a rock and never moves again.

super organHas the largest penis-to-body ratio of any animal
natural cementTheir glue outperforms most human industrial adhesives
identity crisisDarwin spent eight years obsessively studying them
face downThey literally stand on their heads to eat
ship taxCost the shipping industry billions in fuel drag
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