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A room engineered to make 300 strangers eat chicken in synchronized obligation.
acoustic curseHigh ceilings turn toasts into echoing mush
rubber chickenMass catering birthed the phrase rubber chicken circuit
round tablesTables of ten maximize seats, minimize real conversation
medieval rootsGreat halls hosted feasts, feuds, and assassinations alike
divider wallsFolding partitions split one hall into three weddings