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The one person paid to make strangers regret their self-control in real time.

means A person who runs auctions, coaxing bids upward with rapid-fire patter until the gavel falls on a final price.

from Built from 'auction' plus the agent suffix '-eer.' 'Auction' traces back to Latin 'auctio,' meaning 'an increasing,' from 'augere,' 'to increase' — the same root behind 'augment.' So an auctioneer is, at the etymological core, simply the professional increaser — the one whose job is to make the number go up.

speech speed
can exceed 400 words per minute
the chant
filler syllables exist just to sustain rhythm
going once
legally meaningless, purely psychological pressure
eye contact
trained to spot bids you did not mean
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