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The vegetable that texts your pee a warning in under an hour.

means A single stalk of the asparagus plant, cut and eaten as a vegetable — the 'spear' being the tapered, pointed stem with its tightly budded tip.

from 'Asparagus' comes via Latin from Greek 'asparagos,' probably tied to a root meaning 'to swell' or 'sprout' — fitting, since the plant was prized for shooting up fast from the ground. English speakers once mangled the word into 'sparrow-grass,' a folk etymology that stuck around in common speech for centuries even after educated usage restored the Greek-Latin form. 'Spear' is the plainer part: the Old English 'spere,' the pointed weapon, borrowed because a fresh asparagus stalk — narrow, tapering, tipped with a bud — looks like a tiny green lance.

the smell
caused by sulfurous compounds, not everyone can smell it
the shape
spear is the actual botanical term, not marketing
the speed
can grow several inches in a single day
the harvest
picked by hand, same plant for up to 15 years
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