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People who paid tuition once and now get asked for money forever.

means Graduates of a school, collectively — former students considered as a group tied to their alma mater.

from From Latin 'alumnus,' meaning a foster son, nursling, or pupil — rooted in 'alere,' to nourish or nurse. Alumni is the masculine plural (alumnae for women, alumnus/alumna singular), carrying the old idea that a school 'feeds' and raises its students the way a parent would — which makes the lifelong fundraising letters feel almost like family asking for an allowance back.

singular technically
alumnus or alumna, but nobody bothers
email forwarding
the one lifetime benefit that actually lasts
donation ask
starts arriving before diploma ink dries
linkedin flex
school name doing more work than the degree
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