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a 37-million-year-old survivor that watched dinosaurs die and decided not to bother evolving.
bite forcecrushes bone at 2,900 pounds per square inch
toothy mathgrows 3,000 teeth across a single lifetime
jaw twistopening muscles weak enough to tape shut
frozen survivalsticks snout above ice and waits out winter
momma dutyfemales guard nests and carry babies in mouths