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the bird that glides a thousand miles without flapping, then ruins a poem forever
wingspanUp to 11 feet, widest of any living bird
sleep-flyerCan doze mid-flight while still soaring
lifespanWisdom the albatross bred past age 70
low effortLocks wings to glide for hours unflapped
loyaltyMates for life, divorce rate near zero