the.com/adjective
The unsung hype-man of language, making nouns sound way more interesting than they actually are.
strict orderEnglish forces size-age-color-origin, always, no exceptions
native instinctYou obey adjective order without ever learning it
comparative ladderBig, bigger, biggest climbs three rungs effortlessly
latin rootsMeans thrown toward, clinging to its noun
overuse penaltyStack too many and prose collapses under purple weight